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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Why are many women so drawn or attracted to men that have been or are currently in prison and men that are involved in street life/illegal activities?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Mario Kart World tech analysis, including frame rate and resolution - Nintendo Everything

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

What happen if all of a sudden a movie star decides to quit acting?

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

Indie Films Are Increasingly Getting Tax Credits to Shoot in California as Features Flee - The Hollywood Reporter

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

Trail Blazers and Deandre Ayton agree to contract buyout - OregonLive.com

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Senate Republicans seek to vote on Trump’s massive tax bill Monday - The Washington Post

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

Images and eyewitness accounts from Tehran's Evin Prison after an Israeli strike - France 24

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

They Finally Opened the Moon – What Scientists Found Inside Changes Everything - The Daily Galaxy

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Taylor Swift Owns Two Versions of Four Albums. Now What? - Billboard

Just Forget it!

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How do I know if he loves me? When he wants me to be his gf he make time for me and send me morning and night messages and done everything to melt my heart. Now I am his gf and he don't treat me that way now.

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

Harvard doctor lists 6 cancer causing foods: What are their alternatives - Times of India

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

Thumbs down again.

Marc Maron to End His Long-Running WTF Podcast - Pitchfork