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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:17

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Mario Kart World tech analysis, including frame rate and resolution - Nintendo Everything
Unacceptable again!
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Next, they tried...
What happen if all of a sudden a movie star decides to quit acting?
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Trail Blazers and Deandre Ayton agree to contract buyout - OregonLive.com
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Senate Republicans seek to vote on Trump’s massive tax bill Monday - The Washington Post
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Images and eyewitness accounts from Tehran's Evin Prison after an Israeli strike - France 24
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
They Finally Opened the Moon – What Scientists Found Inside Changes Everything - The Daily Galaxy
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Taylor Swift Owns Two Versions of Four Albums. Now What? - Billboard
Just Forget it!
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Harvard doctor lists 6 cancer causing foods: What are their alternatives - Times of India
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Thumbs down again.